Malheur Militants Snacks: Oregon Occupiers Ask For Food, Hilarity Ensues

The Malheur militants’ snack demands have many laughing, and wondering, when will the FBI put an end to this? About five days after the anti-government activists or Oregon militants took over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge with hundreds of guns, ammunition and other military equipment – they jumped on Facebook to beg for snacks.

The Malheur militants ask for snacks, and jokes, loads of hilarious jokes about tea, baby food, cookies and cake follow. About five days ago, a group of heavily armed men with Ryan Bundy as their leader took over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon.

The so-called Malheur Militants or anti-government militants will occupy the building until the Obama administration “give back” the refuge land to local property owners. Thus far no one has been hurt, mainly because the FBI and local authorities including Oregon Gov. Kate Brown have a plan – do not confront the men, just wait until they get tired/fed up and leave. Last night, Mr. Bundy, who might have a warrant issued for his arrest, took to the media saying he is ready for war. He said:

“I’m not scared. I’m concerned, as anyone would be. No one wants to have to stand against something that’s wrong especially in this way.”

The leader of the armed Oregon militants said that they are not leaving until they have reclaimed the lands. He stated:

“We have been very active in forwarding our plan and assisting the people of Harney County in claiming and using their rights. Once that happens, then we will go home.”

While Bundy was doing his tough talking, another member of the group named Blaine Cooper took to Facebook to ask for snacks and money. He wrote:

Blaine Cooper
SHARE MESSAGE FROM Jon Ritzheimer.History will be made here in Burns, OR. 2016 will be a great year for America. God Bless America and God Bless those willing to stand for freedom.

We are not asking for money so if you can send supplies or anything that will help the militia and those taking a stand then please send it to:

General Mail
Jon Ritzheimer or Blaine Cooper
Burns, OR 97720

We will humbly accept monetary donations at www.rogueinfidel.com. Again, not asking for money and care packages would be greatly appreciated.

Things we could use:
cold weather socks
snacks
energy drinks
equipment for cold weather
snow camo
gear
anything you think will help.

Thank you all for the support. —

The Malheur militants’ snacks request gave birth to the following funny comments. One person wrote:

“Do they want baby food and diapers in that care package? So they went with machine guns and forgot the popcorn? What a bunch of badasses.”

Another commenter said:

“history repeating, did The Malheur militants check the prices in la Bastille’s gift shop? Scandaleux! Mes pauvres petits choux, they need snacks.”

What are your thoughts on the Malheur Militants snacks request?

Every successful revolution starts with takeover of closed visitor center with gift shop. #OregonUnderAttack #YallQaeda

— Lars Petticord (@fatdownjacket) January 3, 2016

#YallQaeda waging #YeeHawd on America and we're still calling it a "peaceful protest." It's domestic terrorism and we need to shut it down.

— John Hulsey (@JohnHulsey) January 3, 2016

@imraansiddiqi Wait… They're anti-government yet they want to use the USPS? This calls for a *facepalm*

— Colleen (@phantomness71) January 4, 2016

The Oregon lunatics need snacks. pic.twitter.com/YnAOM3hPQk

— Imraan Siddiqi (@imraansiddiqi) January 3, 2016